How to mess up your presentation

Do you want to know how to make yourself ridiculous? Make people wonder what they are doing here? Then follow the next advices.

Do not prepare in advance

Do not know your presentation like your fingertips

Go out the night before, and come back just before the show

Use animations and transitions everywhere and all different. No one will listens to what you have to say

Do not use the spellchecker.

Talk as fast as possible

Talk as quitely as possible

Turn on in an old T-shirt and dirty old jeans. Do not dress for the occasion

Do not look at your public

Read the presentation, 

And more to come ....