How to mess up your presentation
Do you want to know how to make yourself ridiculous? Make
people wonder what they are doing here? Then follow the next advices.
Do not prepare in advance
Do not know your presentation like your fingertips
Go out the night before, and come back just before the show
Use animations and transitions everywhere and all different.
No one will listens to what you have to say
Do not use the spellchecker.
Talk as fast as possible
Talk as quitely as possible
Turn on in an old T-shirt and dirty old jeans. Do not dress
for the occasion
Do not look at your public
Read the presentation,
And more to come ....